Fuck that golf wang

just-laff:

never throw me anything unless you’re ok with it dropping

+ 469739

tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake

+ 471229

  • me: im so tired, i could collapse into bed and sleep for a year..
  • me: gets in bed
  • me: how was earth created
  • me: who made microwaves
  • me: how does the internet even work
  • me: i'm hungry
  • me: feels bad about something i did 4 years ago
  • me: remembers 73 unfinished tasks
  • me: too tired to sleep

+ 281821

"Rule # 12: Only three types of people tell the truth: kids, drunk people, and anyone who is pissed the fuck off."

+ 621046

sexuallthrill:

FOLLOWING BACK EVERYONE, FOLLOW ME AT http://thugmufffin.tumblr.com
intensional:

fancypotatonugget:

grilledcheezed:

i havent posted a selfie in a while :)

So beautiful

you look so perfect.. i just thirst followed..
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