Fuck that golf wang

sassykardashian:

IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES

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goobsohard:

The sexual tension between two people when one of them says “make me”

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hamburgay:

there’s a me in lame for a reason

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lifeislikeapencilbutwithnoeraser:

Could you imagine getting an apartment with the person you love. Falling asleep beside each other, and waking up to see that cute little dopey smile they make when they first get up. You’d never have a bad start to your day, because they’d be the perfect start.

Babe

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superbrownei:

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