Fuck that golf wang

wailordead:

fun-size candy bars aren’t fun after you’ve eaten 37 of them

+ 360105

ohioisonfiire:

I’ve met some pricks in my time but you are the fucking cactus.

+ 401399

greetings:

people who use “lol” and “xD” in the same sentence are the kind of people who should never be trusted

+ 74951

lameborghini:

my throne
  • bird: chirps
  • me: wtf what tab is that coming from

+ 236184

landorus:

the older u get the funnier spongebob becomes

+ 289489

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